Comedian Has Funny Theory Why Ozzy Osbourne is Still Alive

Ozzy Osbourne has been through a lot, to say the least. It was only recently that his health took a turn, but comedian Luke Null has a funny theory of how The Prince of Darkness has defied the odds.

In the clip below, Null sings a jaunty tune about the mortality of Ozzy Osbourne. He begins, “I’m scared that Ozzy Osbourne is somehow still alive/How the f— is he still alive?”

Then Null drops his theory, and it makes a lot of sense. He sings, “I think it’s because/Heaven doesn’t want him/And Hell knows that he’d run the place (Yeah!)/ The Prince of Darkness ’bout to be the King of f—in’ Darkness”

Null’s tune takes a turn, and he explains how Ozzy is still here. He sings, “And so they cursed him to live an eternity/Trapped inside a body where he can only talk like: [Mumbles]”

He then poses an interesting question that does make you think: “Is it ableist to make fun of Ozzy Osbourne/Cuz he’s done so many drugs?/He wasn’t born like that/You can YouTube ‘Ozzy in the ’70s’/And he’s like: ‘Yeah, we just had a couple of shows.’”

Null then brings it home with a valuable lesson that even Ozzy would agree with: “And you’re like: ‘Ohhh, drugs are bad.’/Something’s up/He’s trapped forever.”

Listen, we all love Ozzy, and this tune was just a joke, but yeah…drugs are bad, kids! Stay safe out there!